Personalized Death Before Decaf Tarot Card Woven Blanket Custom Coffee Lover Gift Throw
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Add 3 blankets to your cart and the lowest-priced one is free. Mix any designs & sizes — applied automatically at checkout.
📏 Size guide: which size is right for me?
Small · 37″ × 52″: lap or travel throw. Great for kids, pets, or a reading chair.
Medium · 50″ × 60″: our most popular size, the classic couch throw.
Large · 60″ × 80″: covers the top of a queen bed or wraps two people on the couch.
Every size is woven from 100% premium cotton with fringed edges. Mix sizes freely; they all count toward Buy 2, Get 1 FREE.
Show your devotion to bold brews and zero chill with this Personalized “Death Before Decaf” Tarot Card Woven Blanket. Featuring a fabulous skeleton queen in heart-shaped shades, surrounded by iced coffee, espresso shots, and vintage flair, this design is a love letter to caffeinated royalty everywhere.
Great for snuggling, keeping warm during outdoor adventures, or sitting on at the park, this tarot card–inspired blanket makes a thoughtful gift for espresso lovers, cold brew queens, or anyone who takes their coffee strong and their mornings seriously. Add your name or a custom phrase below the image to create a one-of-a-kind statement piece.
Made in the USA
Personalize with your name for that special touch
Product Highlights:
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Available in three sizes: 37x52, 50x60, 60x80
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Material: 100% cotton yarn with colorful fringe
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Woven design with textured detail and rich color
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Eye-catching tarot card aesthetic
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Great gift for coffee lovers, caffeine fanatics, or fans of fun, edgy home decor
Common Questions
How does Buy 2, Get 1 FREE work?
Add any 3 personalized woven blankets to your cart. Mix any designs and sizes, including photo blankets. The lowest-priced blanket is free, applied automatically at checkout. No code needed. One free blanket per order; can’t be combined with other discount codes.
When will my blanket arrive?
Each blanket is woven to order in 2–4 business days, then ships free within the U.S. in 2–5 business days. Need it sooner? Choose Express (1–2 business days) at checkout.
What is it made of, and how do I wash it?
100% premium cotton. Your design is woven into the fabric, not printed, so it won’t crack, peel, or fade. Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle; air dry or tumble dry low. No bleach.
Can I return a personalized blanket?
Because each blanket is made just for you, personalized items can’t be returned once production starts, so please double-check spelling, names, and dates. If your blanket arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, email admin@funlifenow.com and we’ll make it right.
Can I ship it directly as a gift?
Yes. Enter the recipient’s address at checkout. Each order ships to one address, so place separate orders for different addresses.
More questions? See all FAQs or email admin@funlifenow.com.
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Made by Our Family for Yours
Hi, we're Chad & Annie Williams. Chad designs every FunLifeNow blanket himself here in Bellingham, Washington, and each one is woven to order in the USA from 100% premium cotton. We're a small family business with our kids Hannah and Carl, and every order means a lot to us. Read our story →
More Than a Blanket — It’s Personal
What makes FunLifeNow truly different isn’t just how our blankets are made — it’s what they represent. Whether it’s a gift, a memory, or a moment, every blanket is designed to connect people, celebrate stories, and create lasting meaning.
Because the best blankets don’t just keep you warm — they bring you closer.